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12-stars:

Aries: I’m better than all of you assholes

Taurus: I could eat some cake right now.

Gemini: I’m going to pretend I care about what you just said

Cancer: I need hugs and cookies.

Leo: Fuck u bitch I’m fabulous, bow down to me. 

Virgo: You’re all uncultered swines.

Libra: Stop war hug more

Scorpio: I tired of your bullshit, I just wanna sleep

Sagittarius: I wanna fuck your girlfriend

Capricorn: Sex sex sex sex sex sex sex

Aquarius: I’m hot and gay.

Pisces: Fuck my life.

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-ahscircus:

american horror story blog

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"Smart people play dumb more often than you think.."

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punk-psychotica:

"If you are ready, I would like to love you more than anyone has before. I want you to be my one and only. But that’s if you’re ready."

punk-psychotica:

"If you are ready, I would like to love you more than anyone has before. I want you to be my one and only. But that’s if you’re ready."

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mishakoalins:

A default ring tone is heard. 100 moms look at their purses.

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asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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tiberiuscnero:

Smack my butt and call me pretty.

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unfollovving:

If you’re gonna keep being cute then you’ll have to kiss me, I’m sorry I don’t make the rules

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saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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