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fakesorry:

sixpenceee:

This unlikely photo shows a phenomenon called cross sea, and it’s basically the coolest thing I’ve ever seen. In surface navigation, a cross sea is a sea state with two wave systems traveling at oblique angles. Waves generated by the new wind run at an angle to the old, creating a shifting, dangerous pattern. Until the older waves have dissipated, they create a sea hazard among the most perilous. (Source)

Proof we’re living in a simulation

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ababelofprose:

accio-shitpost:

do you think mcgonagall ever gets into any petty fights with the hogwarts cats just to let off some steam

mcgonagall lures mrs norris down into the dungeons for fight club on tuesdays

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dan-draper:

imsoofuckingsad:

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

tempting

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smalltalktorture:

tumblr i am literally begging you to let me reblog your shitpost ads

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i-chew-on-pushpins:

it is COLD i do NOT want to get out of bed, i wish to REMAIN in my hedonistic slothful blanket nest and NEVER leave

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pinkdementors:

jrpg:

phoneus:

jacgayline:

This isnt even true theres always a chance u weenies

it’s never too late

when u make the gradual process to get better and achieve ur dreams

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when u see positive posts like these on the dash and get inspired to pursue your goals

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viscrael:

i dont remember when i made this

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winchesterprayers:

today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because

swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac

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mudaship39:

ontarom:

Does anybody remember this “go nuts, show nuts, whatever” gem? Oh how the mighty have fallen.

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain 

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facts-i-just-made-up:
“ cocktormedick:
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“ Mated turtles share their shells!
Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will...

facts-i-just-made-up:

cocktormedick:

facts-i-just-made-up:

Mated turtles share their shells!

Not always but often when a pair of turtles mates, the male will leave his own shell and move in with the female. After doing so the couple will coordinate their arm and leg movements to walk and even swim.

I call this “Trying to get notes with false facts.”

I assure you, Facts-I-Just-Made-Up would never post false facts just to get notes. I also do it to confuse, misinform, and hurt people.

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tort-time:

mickgill:

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Anniversary of the Origin of the Species

We’re looking at you, humans. Get yourselves together already! We live here too.  

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miscreant-side-puffs:

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island-delver-go:

oppa-homeless-style:

actuallyjuststealingmemes:

water-based-introspection:

just-shower-thoughts:

It was kind of a dick move to create animals that require air, then confine them to the freaking ocean

If you are talking about dolphins they used to be wolf like creatures that due to scarcity of food they had to hunt in water so they slowly evolved into water mammals, dolphins still have claw bones but they are unnecessary and dolphins will get rid of them with time and will develop abilities to breath under water

(This also partially applies to whales)

They were what now?

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Mother Nature, come out here I just want to talk

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Whales are actually Ungulates, more so hippos, entelodons, etc…

Meaning they were somewhat related to big celebrities such as Daedon (the “hell pig”) and Andrewsarchus.

The appearence of the first ancestors of whales probably looked like a small hoofed thing called Indohyus.

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(Illustration by julio lacerda)

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(illustration by Tiffany Turill)

Basically they went from tiny hoofed herbivore to bigger hoofed carnivore to crocodile-like thing to seal-like things to big sea predators.

It’s important to mention that we now know dolphins will probably never need to develop true water breathing, because the fact that they breathe air from the surface is actually an ADVANTAGE for them. They get more oxygen at once than an animal with gills and it permits a much higher, more energized activity level for longer periods of time.

They are murderous monsters empowered by their access to the forbidden air

You know what? I’ve seen worse.

This has become much worst than the last time I’ve seen this post

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